how to have a flat stomach
- remove all of your organs
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
do you know who’s cute? read the last word me
what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS
This is a real radar screen of #MH370 airplace which suddenly disappeared out of thin air on its way from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia to Beijing. There were no distress signal, indications of rough weather, or other signs of trouble when the plane was reported missing. The pilots communicated with the Air Traffic Control without showing any discommode sign in their voices. List of passengers:
1. China / Taiwan – 152, plus 1 infant / 1
2. Malaysia - 38
3. Indonesia - 7
4. Australia - 6
5. France - 3
6. United States – 3, including 1 infant*
7. New Zealand - 2
8. Ukraine - 2
9. Canada - 2
10. Russia - 1
11. Italy - 1
12. India - 5
13. Netherlands - 1
14. Austria - 1
Source: Malaysia Airlines
There is no sign the plane or any clue where it might have crashed found as we speak.
"ooh this seems like a nice fanfic to rea-"
The way I saw this promo pic
What if there are actually multiple souls in your body but you’re the most powerful one so you have control over your body and the voices you hear in your head are just the weaker souls talking to you.
and maybe people with schizophrenia don’t have an assertive soul so all of the souls are fighting to take over
both of you write a book together
Little kids are given candy so they don’t fuss, Darren Criss is given a guitar.
And all of a sudden they could be playing Sirius and Remus instead…
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
maybe its just sheer will power